9 Reasons Jabba reigns supreme over The Bears
1. He’s soft and squishy, like a bear, but there’s none of the hair to clean out of the shower drain.
2. When you go to "Hutt Week", you don’t need to worry about lodging as his gut is ripe for slumber.
3. Internal C-Pap
4. No one fucks with you because they know that the Lord of the Galactical Underground has got your back. (WHERE THE RANCOR AT?!?!)
5. HUTTr > GROWLr
6. Yeah Burt Reynold’s was an Amazing centerfold model in ‘72, but I don’t hear of any sequels (or prequels for that matter!!!) to “Cannonball Run” coming out soon. #noshade
7. It never rains on Tatooine.
8. He believes in inter-species mingling and surrounds himself with a variety of samples.
9. Two Words: Outer Rim
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